Real intelligent talk, bigmouth.

Jesus just how much spunk have you clowns swallowed? It has 
totally clogged your brains. I don't have a problem with you 
both being a pair of fluff-queens, but c'mon you can't come on 
this board and talk shite just because you're getting anally 
reamed on a daily basis.

Oooo GOLLY Dick  You should be careful, what with your shortness. 
Heavens, your only 4" long! Still good enough for the gay boys in 
Liverpool, I imagine :)
                                                    

I'd kiss you luv, but I don't want any diseases.       
                                     
 

Or lice in my perm!      
                                 
                                     
 

You've got big dicks!
They're inside you!

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The only thing I need to note here really is that if you ever 
wanted faster than light travel now you scum then you will just 
have to turn yourselves into beggars to afford the luxury.
Only when I am satisfied there are enough beggars for investors 
would I ever do any work in this area so this is a complete 
change of plan now but you deserve it!
Trust me it is.
Now you can throw a couple of million at me for my holiday in 
Honolulu but concerning *faster than light travel* that's how 
we're doing it.
Reason? It is a rather valuable proposition which you fucking 
clowns express zero interest in.
Well there you go.
*beggars for investors?* - ironic huh? But this is the only way 
of dealing with the morally outrageous and that clock keeps ever 
ticking on by!

*SO MINE IS THE POWER TO EXTINGUISH THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.*
Or rather, it is a power that I am granting to you.
Beggar investors at the ready!
I'm sure you're in your droves and I shall be admiring your 
actions for Humanity later on.
In response to the sly dig that someone else might come along 
and do all that Physics and everything:
(1) They'd need finances.
(2) That individual would come to the conclusion that you ain't 
worth a fuck.
My own particular opinion however is:
*Be my guest! Bright spark!* LOL!!

Come on you fuckin bitch, spread that shitter so the boys can get 
in baby 

fuck u all

I wanna lick out your asshole while my dead mother watches.  I 
want to lick the mustard colored shit out of your asshole and 
lick it and lick it until it makes my teeeth brown. I do scat 
all the time and I want your hairy balls in my mouth and for you 
to take a gun and blow my one fucken brain cell out while I am 
taking it up the ass from u know who and board goat is taking a 
massive shit on me!!!! I want to lick Marie's pussy after she 
has discharge and cum stains from her husband still stuck to her 
pussy hairs.  I want to listen to Michael Bolton while you slit 
my throat from ear to ear, from here to here..

IT'S A DAMN GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T USE YOUR OWN HANDLE, CAUSE YOU 
JUST REVEALED A WHOLE LOT ABOUT YOURSELF, AND YOUR "FETISHES"!
LOL!
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR "SCAT" FETISH!

I'm dropping it.
You don't have to become beggars.
Many thanks to my investors.
I have the money now and I shall indeed be flying to Honolulu 
soon for a fuck and a blowjob on the beach.
Cheers! :)

*ANNIHILATION SOUP - A SPIRITUAL INVESTMENT*
Line up for your annihilation soup today!
That's what convicted thieves do ..
They line up for annihilation soup today.

If I do nothing in my lifetime then you will all without 
exception be physically and spiritually annihilated.
I have given this some thought however and incredibly it is true.
The mechanism of spiritual annihilation is a doctrine of 
reincarnation whereby if this planet is destroyed or becomes 
unfit for human life then there will simply be no physical 
vehicles to reincarnate into.
I am an ascended soul so I don't need to worry about it.
This planet is very much on its way out - be it with a space war 
which we lose or something like global warming which latter I 
can assure you is busily melting all the polar icecaps.
The prospect of your own spiritual and physical annihilation 
coupled with your non-existent generosity is something which 
currently is amusing me.
I mean, just how stupid can you get?
Very.

I have seen the *I love to play Russian roulette with my own 
annihilation* effect!!

Here you are Lord Jesus your bargaining chip has arrived!!
The money - I've been saving it up for you myself.
One thousand women with all their scummy diseases.
And fuck you too because that's it! LOL!!
Nothing else Lord Jesus! HAHA!! What a shit bargaining chip! 
HAHA!!
I am off for my spiritual annihiliation now Lord Jesus.
I understand that I will feel no pain.
Sorry about the money.
And your scummy women.
But I mean ... FFFFFFFFFFFFF .. FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!!
Amen.

Because your bargaining chip sucks ass and because the idea of 
your annihilation is sometimes droll in the manner formerly 
mentioned I am entertaining suicide. :)
Bring down the space ships I say and kill the lot of us tonight! 
LOL!!
I do have to say however that you are not really material that I 
can work with.
So why bother trying if you know pretty much beyond doubt where 
you'll end up going?
If the original crucifixion was three days then by now I'd say 
you're well fucked.
I am tucking into more annihilation soup as I consider this 
option carefully.
In the meantime I will be enjoying my annihilation soup and 
considering my suicide carefully.

Speak, Il Duce, speak that we might all benefit from your 
sanctimony, self-righteousness, and cynicism! O enlightened 
teacher, slather us with lowbrow sarcasm and that keen 
pseudo-intellect. O how you love to hear yourself talk, and how 
certain it is that the rst of the world gives a shit about 
snot-nosed Bitch Warlick. Fuckin' loser     
                                 

I'm surprised that you haven't fought over Transvestite Teri with 
X.  Marie is a woman. Therefore she COULDN'T POSSIBLY appeal to 
you. Zig, stick with your homosexuality, and stop picking fights 
with women, you diseased little gardener, you.      
                                

*I want Lord Jesus on suicide watch immediately!* quoth the 
thieves who want my murdering and would lock me in a prison cell 
for the crimes of theft and murder both of which I have not 
committed in order to monitor what they have irresponsibly 
failed to do in the slightest.

Speak, Il Duce, speak that we might all benefit from your 
sanctimony, self-righteousness, and cynicism! O enlightened 
teacher, slather us with lowbrow sarcasm and that keen 
pseudo-intellect. O how you love to hear yourself talk, and how 
certain it is that the rst of the world gives a shit about 
snot-nosed Bitch Warlick. Fuckin' loser   
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You harp on like the tired grunt you are. LMAO at your shit 
reality! LOL!!

sanctimony, self-righteousness, and cynicism! O enlightened 
teacher, slather us with lowbrow sarcasm and that keen 
pseudo-intellect. O how you love to hear yourself talk, and how 
certain it is that the rst of the world gives a shit about 
snot-nosed Bitch Warlick. Fuckin' loser   
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Shall I commit suicide for you .44? LMAO!!
Endear me to you some more. LOL!!
I'm going to annihilate you.

your mother is a $2.00 whore, you should be ashamed of her, and 
your a big mouth, good for suckin nigger cock, please fuck off :)

your mother is a $2.00 whore, you should be ashamed of her, and 
your a big mouth, good for suckin nigger cock, please fuck off :)

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I may indeed suck nigger cock but you are dead, fucker :(

I have discovered that if I sit on an egg, no chick is hatched. 
This is doubtless the result of a flawed universe: if the 
universe weren't flawed, then I'd have chcks -and even gerbils- 
scampering out of my padded ass.     
                      

I may indeed suck nigger cock

I may indeed suck nigger cock

I may indeed suck nigger cock

I may indeed suck nigger cock

I do indeed suck nigger cock

I may indeed suck nigger cock

I do indeed suck nigger cock

I may indeed suck nigger cock

I do indeed suck nigger cock

I may indeed suck nigger cock

I do indeed suck nigger cock

I may indeed suck nigger cock

I do indeed suck nigger cock


 

Okay guys!
It's been tremendous fun. :)
Don't worry too much about oblivion.
And don't let the bed bugs bite!! :))

You shouldn't sit on eggs. Common sense should tell you that you 
might get shell splinters in your arse. LYAO  :)>)           
                                 

Good Morning Boys and Girls, as you can see, I have started a 
new thread.  Your cooperation in this matter is greatly 
appreciated.  Thanking you in advance.





Above lines posted five lines or less in accordance with board 
rulrules.

For now I propose confidently soul pulverisation for the 
following control freaks for crimes of a gross nature against 
humanity:
(1) George W. Bush
(2) Donald Rumsfeld
(3) Tony Blair
(4) Geoff Hoon
Is it true?
Yes. :)
Fuck 'em! LOL!!

Good Morning Boys and Girls, as you can see, I have started a 
new thread.  Your cooperation in this matter is greatly 
appreciated.  Thanking you in advance.





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Fuck off board goat. Make yourself scarce!! LOL!!

What about Maries shit box then, Can we have a thread about her 
Anus and how she puts it about wiv the boyz

You are either a computer nerd sitting bitch behind your 
monitor doing the only thing you can do, talk shit where no 
body can see you, that clicks the screen off every time mommy 
or daddy walk by for fear of being caught because they will 
take your computer from you like the little chickenshit asshole 
you are, or
Maybe you are in school and clicks the screen off when the 
teacher walks by for fear of being kicked straight out of the 
class, or wrote up and sent to the pricipals office. Or
you have got to be the dumbest motherfucker in Europe.
You see people like you will never amount to anything 
worthwhile, I dont know why you are wasting your time in 
school, or the school is wasting it's time on you, you obese 
little rodent! Is anyone aware that you have an "Ass" fetish? 
Do your friends know? Oh hell no they dont, or they sure as 
hell would keep a good deal of distance between them and you. 
You probably subscribe to every porn site on the web. And jerk 
off to every picture you see, maybe your best friend is your 
hand! You will never have a job, at least one that you could 
hold down for more than 2 months tops. If you are in school, 
you are probably failing every class, with the exception of 
biology, that's only because you get to hear about the human 
body, and probably jack it under your desk at the very thought 
of the female or male rectal area. You will never get married, 
or if you do will divorce very quickly when your wife/husband 
finds out about your rectal obsession. I bet the family dog 
even hides when he sees you comming because he knows he's 
getting it in the ass sometime that day! You will probably do 
something that will send your lazy ass to prison where you can 
really get it in the ass, and be somebody's bitch. Or you will 
be lonely for the rest of your miserable life, continue to 
moleste small animals, and enter chatrooms and message boards 
with utter bullshit with no context, no message, and nothing to 
offer anyone. You are a mindless piece of trash!

From: Richard Warwick 
To: *ALL THE FAKE RICHARD WARWICK'S* 
Subject: *THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE MORON!!!* LMAO 
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True'er words were never written!

I am sick and tired of my nigger baby, i wish i could sell it.

From: Richard Warwick 
To: *ALL THE FAKE RICHARD WARWICK'S* 
Subject: *THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE MORON!!!* LMAO 
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True'er words were never written!
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Indeed. :)

Take it up the ass all over again for us why doncha Marie?
LOL!!

Go on. You pig ignorant bitch!

zig zag is my anal lover, sorry richard, you need to suck penis, 
just a thought.

Marie? how is your gutless punk kid?

zig zag is my anal lover, sorry richard, you need to suck penis, 
just a thought.
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Shall I suck my own pig ignorant bitch?

(1) I want to make false, as in my case, [and also true] 
accusations of someone's sexual orientation be they homosexual 
or bisexual a criminal offence. Since you can't really prove 
this one way or another then I suggest that the assholes who 
just keep at it day in day out [like Paul Skinner the bald gay 
little faggot manager in my last position of employment] should 
simply be taken out the back [of their drunken inspirational 
workplace occupation] and shot!! [i.e. back of *The Spot* It 
rhymes! LOL!!]
Okay maybe not exactly like that but we get the idea. :)
In any case that sort of activity is already well catered for 
under European law in the workplace but I'd like to extend it 
beyond.

(2) I want to ban bicycles because there are too many people who 
just use the pavement and it is I think you will find dangerous 
and a discourtesy to pedestrians. There is nothing more mind 
numbingly bad manners than a cyclist swooping on you from behind 
and thinking they're in a slalom race. It is also illegal but 
difficult to enforce. It is better therefore to have a blanket 
ban and if people want to ride bikes that badly which I think is 
preferable to driving a car then let's build cycle routes. My 
opinion is that in a city like London you will be able to get 
from point A to point B considerably faster, at zero expense, 
you will have not have contributed to pollution and you will 
have got yourself some exercise.

(3) Unfortunately for you I have figured out why Mohammed banned 
alcohol. This had everything to do with crime prevention and 
this is therefore a crime prevention initiative mostly involving 
mindless violent crimes as the pubs empty, football hooligans 
but also the possibility of reducing road accidents caused by 
drink drivers. I drink quite a bit but I do it in solitary 
mostly. The problem is that I do really believe that a blanket 
ban has to be introduced or this simply will not work and 
therefore I propose that drinking is confined to your own house 
only [or your friend's house if you are invited over obviously.] 
The pubs can dish up food as they do already and non-alcoholic 
drinks like tea and coffee. I know this won't please everyone 
perhaps therefore it should be made permissible to drink say a 
glass of wine PROVIDED one orders a meal. 

Plainly I'm just thinking this stuff up more or less as I write 
it here and there - we can worry about details later on.

Where it reads *From:* should read *From: Richard Warwick*
Whoops. 
However I am in a hurry.

Juat remember some of you mindless idiots that you better start 
making your funeral preparations now.
I am going to be interrogating some of you later on to try and 
recognise the reasons for denying me.
If I am not satisfied by your moral behaviour you might well end 
up in Hell you when you die.
I am not however the vehicle for any potential Hell.
[Please note that annihilation by the mechanism I offered 
concerning planetary destruction.]
Is there a Hell?
Yes there is.
I figured that annihilation was the end result of an eternity of 
non-existence compared to a Hell which is finite in time.
It's like that Croydon council leader who deliberately arranged 
so that money owed to me was not delivered.
I can offer him the minutest of solaces in that he did admit it.
For his new found mental torture I recommended for him a mental 
institution and a brain-op or something like that.
That will genuinely help.
So there is also a kind of Hell on Earth and many of you are 
just around the corner from falling right in it ..
How do you avoid Hell in your lifetime? Repentance springs to 
mind.
There's still plenty of distortions here but the broad outline 
is now moving up a gear. However, couldn't really care less no 
one pays for it - have it as it is.

You are a great cock sucker, even if your not the mesiah :)

You are a great cock sucker, even if your not the mesiah :)
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Dislocation of the neck and sticking your legs behind your head?
Moi? :)
By the way, did you notice?
I'm gay! LMAO!!
Still. I suppose if you can't beat 'em join 'em.

You want to anhilate me? :)  That would piss me off. It sucks to 
be dead. 8~((  Death is preferable to your boring narcissism, 
however.                        
      
  

HaHa!!!!!!!

Democrats: I Truly mean no offence by this but, I dont recall 
EVER seeing either party act like it is going to be the total 
end of the world if they dont get in ANY office, but especially 
the Democrats!!!! I mean yall run away when it comes time to 
vote on an issue such as re-zoning in TEXAS, you run to 
OKLAHOMA and ARIZONA when you dont have it go your way, dont 
want to listen to what the people vote in, and you up and 
decide you dont want to do your job that day, you run for the 
hills! Now I can understand playing hooky from work, but from 
an elected, government job? And now all the sudden "The Ballots 
arent any good"!@#$#@! in California. Hmmmm, These are the same 
ballots they have been using there for like EVER? And today 
ANOTHER Democrat throws his hat in the ring for President Of 
The United states of America! There are so many of you now do 
you even know who the front runner is? It's just amazing to see 
the extremes the Democratic party will go to in this Country to 
have a seat on any elected government chair, or the price 
EVERYONE pays if things dont go thier way!  

Take it form me arse fucker, I'm no kid in school, you will find 
that out when I take the bag off your head the next time I fuck 
your ANUS and push your guts out 

You want to anhilate me? :)  That would piss me off. It sucks to 
be dead. 8~((  Death is preferable to your boring narcissism, 
however.     
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You can't even spell it [i.e. *anhilate*] then I declare it too 
good for you. What do you want you sack of shit? But pertinently 
what are you going to get? What do you think you're getting? 
Another of your cheap fuck railings against me? You are a crock 
of shit. Die.

Don't worry yourself Zig Zag.
Marie is a fucking simpleton and you are too good to address 
scum like that.
She's a two bit whore that deserves zero attention.
I don't in my opinion think that she is a woman.
Just don't bother even trying with scum like that in my opinion 
okay?

For starters I want you to be one amazing looking girl.
Also, prove it!
Then come and fuck Jesus!!

Just die used cunt!! LMAO!!
Not a hope LOL!!
Fuck you too! LMAO!

Just think.
A used whore like me could have had him yesterday for a million 
bucks.
But now it shall simply NEVER happen!
I speak for those retard bitches!! LOL!!
No wait!!
I form part of the Hollywood 'A' - list and I am a virgin and 
here's a million bucks!
It's known as the twenty four hour effect!!!!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't 
mttaer in 
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng 
is taht 
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. 
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit 
porbelm. 
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by 
istlef, but 
the wrod as a wlohe. 
Fcuknig amzanig huh? 

Goddamnit!! The human mind!!
That is fuckin' amazin'
WOW!! We get to read shit!! LOL!!
poqwerkopwe oakrepowkopi ,kqwerkjko wrllpwekiot  qweroiweqk
anal ise that sghit fogever assfucks!! LOLOLOL0!!

Yes.
Cripes you art fuckin' dead!!! LOL!!!!
You rich fucks is dead in Hell!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

According to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn't 
matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only 
important thing is that the first and last letter be at the 
right place. The rest can be a total mess :) and you can still 
read it without problem. This is because the human mind does not 
read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Fucking 
amazing huh? 

I cant help it, Marie irritates me so much i have to post as 
her, little bitch.

OOooo I am begining to like you more than X. :->

You are DIRECTLY responsible for the death of your son and the 
Princess of Wales.
We are going to string you up.

Despite popular opinion it truly is not me.
It is the Government.
Particularly Tony Blair and his band of merry men.
String them up.

Bet you your son was fucking the Princess of Wales up the 
shitter, I would have loved to have seen the royal shitter 
getting blasted by a big black cock then shoved down her gob.




Bet those Paramedics got a brill look at the royal Minge and 
maybe stuck a finger or two in there while she was trying to 
breath her last breath (Fuck Iv'e just cum in me pants thinking 
about that )

Get on with it you stupid fucking niggers!! LMAO!!!
String 'em up!
LOL!!
Why the fuck are they still alive???
This pisses me OFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony Blair.
You fucking asshole!
Look what He did to me.
I have to be a virgin now.
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!
You fucking asshole!

Tony Blair,
Do you realise that because of you I am condemned to become a 
police constable if I ever stand the slightest hope in Hell of 
ever fucking the new Jesus?
Well do you you fucking asshole???
Anyway, rumour has it now that He is only going to fuck virgins 
now you fucking asshole!!

Can I just point out that Israel houses Jerusalem which is the 
capital of the Muslim religion. So, why would they hate their 
own religion. And I will never come on this shit all web site 
agin so don't bother replying just think about it!
~ Foxy_1234@hotmail.com

You like to give rim jobs to your dead mother. You are 
sooooooooooooo stupid and boring and DULL yes DULL do you know 
how you bore the fuck out of us?  Why dont you go to another 
site, you are NOT welcomed here.

What the hell is your problem you retarded racist mother fucker. 
HONESTLY! How can you be so stupid and so ignoarant? Go read to 
kill a mockingbird, how would you fell if you were treated the 
way that most white people (such as yourself) treat them? That's 
what I thought. The KKK (yourself included) should come to the 
same fate as the third-right (without all their "successes")
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
~ Foxy_1234@hotmail.com

What the hell is your problem you retarded racist mother fucker. 
HONESTLY! How can you be so stupid and so ignoarant? Go read to 
kill a mockingbird, how would you fell if you were treated the 
way that most white people (such as yourself) treat them? That's 
what I thought. The KKK (yourself included) should come to the 
same fate as the third-right (without all their "successes")
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
~ Foxy_1234@hotmail.com
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It was a pun idiot.

I have seen the *fucking retarded racist mother fucker* effect!! 
LOL!!

Fucked that name up again but hell no one is paying for it 
motherfucking effect!

Can I just point out that Israel houses Jerusalem which is the 
capital of the Muslim religion. So, why would they hate their 
own religion. And I will never come on this shit all web site 
agin so don't bother replying just think about it!
~ Foxy_1234@hotmail.com
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Actually it is a place called Mecca. Have you ever heard of that?

You like to give rim jobs to your dead mother. You are 
sooooooooooooo stupid and boring and DULL yes DULL do you know 
how you bore the fuck out of us?  Why dont you go to another 
site, you are NOT welcomed here.
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Oh!

you a fucking idiot

you a fucking idiot

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I will suck your dick off, crazy guy!!!   sounds goood!!

your last post got me jackin off!!  ohhh richard!

your last post got me jackin off!!  ohhh richard!
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And my last post was .... ???

Thanks for the spelling lesson. Are you also a prescriptivist 
grammarian?    

                           

I define as a moron anyone who dares to disagree with me. Since 
I'm obviously smarter than evryone else on the board (at least in 
MY mind), I have the right to claim superiority over, and to 
treat with utter disdain, anyone who posts views which differ 
from my own. "Might" makes right!                              

!       

My CUNT hurts!

X isnt man enough for me so can you slip your 4 inch dick into my 
slutty pink lips please         

FUCK YOU BITCH!! IF YOU WANT ZIG ZAG, GO SUCK HIS FUCKING DICK 
YOU WHORE!!                                         

I define as a moron anyone who dares to disagree with me. Since 
I'm obviously smarter than evryone else on the board (at least 
in 
MY mind), I have the right to claim superiority over, and to 
treat with utter disdain, anyone who posts views which differ 
from my own. "Might" makes right!   
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Look at it this way. You don't post anything worth jackshit. You 
are incapable of intelligent engagement. You are anally obsessed.
You can't write out a logical argument to save your ass. Moron? 
Yes! :)

I have thought long and hard and soul-searchedly about this and 
I believe that in certain cases that this is a legitimate course 
of action.

Yer cum and suck my fuckin dick after I have pulled it from 
Maries Guts

({})<~~~~ Zig Zag

Is your pal Ziggy there an offshoot of one of your MILLIONS of 
personalities? I have to go to work now, but I expect an answer 
when I get home!

Here's a good one for you, work on this a bit (With NO 
dictionary)

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Although I dont want to screw you up any more than you already 
are lol...

And if so will you ever talk to me again?

Personally Marie my advice is to stay DOWN!!!
On the other hand [you stupid fucking moron!!] Do you see my 
Dream?
It is an IMPOSSIBLE EDreqam!!
And yet I intend to carrty it out..
Goo ...
Nite!

For All Time:
Quoting from the scum fuck letters that those people send me:

*NOTICE OF SEEKING POSSESSION

Housing Act 1985, Section 83 as amended by Housing Act 1996, 
Section 147

This notice is the first step towards requiring you to give up 
possession of your dwelling. You should read it very carefully.

1. To Mr Richard Warwick

If you need advice about this Notice and what you should do 
about it then fuck me up the ass, fucking torture me!!! rip ALL 
of the skin of my worthless fuck body and committ the grossest 
possible pain you can ever imagine in your wildest imaginations 
upon me!!
Not a chance! LOL!!
Losers.

The fact is that I feel that I could accomplish much and 
alleviate the suffering of others provided I had the material 
resources ..
The problem is that I have NOT been provided with these things 
so far and this has caused me some problems.
I want to help but at this present time I can only worry about 
myself and in my opinion I need a private analyst who knows what 
they are talking about ..
I am very sorry that this has come to this but without money and 
with the knowledge that the only thing that is required is money 
this is the Present situation ..
Therefore you FUCKING SCUM FUCK ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you would kindly hand me over the money!!!!!!!!!!!!
You fucking scum!! LOL!!

Time to die Wayne.
You and your stinking shit wife.
We are going to kill you for that *ecstasy* shit.
And we are going to send you to Hell.

So these are just a couple of the lying fucks that I will kill.
This is the sickest game of murder in the 1st you can possibly 
imagine ..
These people must die.
Rot in Hell forever.

You see Rebecca Hodgson and Wayne Wood, I am perfectly aware 
that you fed them to her and the notion that she *found them in 
a cigarette case* is the biggest bunch of bullshit since the 
invention of assholes like you.

I will kill 1000's.
Who is next???

Hello. :)
We shall work out who should not be in the machine gunned list 
beforehand.
The rest of you I am planning to kill.
We just don't want your sort around here.

I love you Tony Blair!
You are so sexy.
Uh huh!!
I want your body.
I dream of your body next to mine:
All through the night. :)
Perhaps this is slightly embarrassing admiting this publicly.
But Tony Blair I want you to take my sweet body.
Please.
I love you Tony Blair!
You are so sexy.
Uh huh!!
I want your body.

you r a dumb fuck suck me fuck me you ho!

wanna suck me while i lick your pussy i want to cum in your 
pussy tonite!!!!

go fuck your self u old pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go fuck your self u old pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go fuck your self u old pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go fuck your self u old pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go fuck your self u old pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stop the cussing and sextalk this is the fbi 

stop the cussing and sextalk this is the fbi 

stop the cussing and sextalk this is the fbi 

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Subject: AM I BUSTED????????? 
Date: Fri Sep 19 10:50:05 2003 
Message:
And if so will you ever talk to me again?
-----------------------------------------

I'm not sure, I will have to think on that for a bit!!!

From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF* 
Date: Fri Sep 19 10:50:40 2003 
Message:
Personally Marie my advice is to stay DOWN!!!
On the other hand [you stupid fucking moron!!] Do you see my 
Dream?
It is an IMPOSSIBLE EDreqam!!
And yet I intend to carrty it out..
Goo ...
Nite!
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Oh fine! Advice from a raving lunatic who has no job, is losing 
his house, but still has Internet access!!!!
Yeah, ok keep dreaming!

From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF* 
Date: Fri Sep 19 10:50:40 2003 
Message:
Personally Marie my advice is to stay DOWN!!!
On the other hand [you stupid fucking moron!!] Do you see my 
Dream?
It is an IMPOSSIBLE EDreqam!!
And yet I intend to carrty it out..
Goo ...
Nite!
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Oh fine! Advice from a raving lunatic who has no job, is losing 
his house, but still has Internet access!!!!
Yeah, ok keep dreaming!
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Hey Marie you pointless sack of shit I want to kill shit bitches 
like you.

By the way you pointless sack of shit, I got unfairly forced out 
of my last job by some other sacks of shit probably a bit like 
you. As for losing my crappy fuckin' appartment that is actually 
not such an easy thing to do. However, we have all lost faith in 
the council now and probably some of those people should have 
their heads smacked through.

Good Evening! :)
*HOW TO SMACK THE HEADS OFF THE LYING COUNCIL SACKS OF SHIT*
First of all we need to get you into the pink room.
For several weeks we shall have you listen to *The Song Remains 
the Same* over and over again with headphones on.
When you are deaf we shall tie you naked as you were to a chair 
and we shall proceed to break apart your brain matter.
When it is all over there will be observed all sorts of bits of 
brain matter flecked against the padding of the pink room ...
I won't bother clearing it up because I'll know the next 
candidate from the Council is up.
Why don't you just eat it?
In fact, I'll do it like that.
That's your food.

There is nothing better than smacking the heads off people that 
truly deserve it.
Their numbers are few for I realize that most of you are fools 
and simply don't have a clue what you are doing.
The malicious ones who have been impeding me will all die 
without a single exception.
*WE ARE GOING TO ROAST YOU ON A FUCKING SPIT IF YOU FUCKING 
DESERVE THAT*

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Date: Fri Sep 19 21:00:44 2003 
Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF* 
Date: Fri Sep 19 10:50:40 2003 
Message:
Personally Marie my advice is to stay DOWN!!!
On the other hand [you stupid fucking moron!!] Do you see my 
Dream?
It is an IMPOSSIBLE EDreqam!!
And yet I intend to carrty it out..
Goo ...
Nite!
---------------------------------------

Oh fine! Advice from a raving lunatic who has no job, is losing 
his house, but still has Internet access!!!!
Yeah, ok keep dreaming!
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-
Hey Marie you pointless sack of shit I want to kill shit 
bitches 
like you.
------------------------------------


Mission Acomplished!!!!!!

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Date: Fri Sep 19 21:02:04 2003 
Message:
By the way you pointless sack of shit, I got unfairly forced 
out 
of my last job by some other sacks of shit probably a bit like 
you. As for losing my crappy fuckin' appartment that is 
actually 
not such an easy thing to do. However, we have all lost faith 
in 
the council now and probably some of those people should have 
their heads smacked through.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh YOU WERE FRAMED!!!!!!! And you didnt pay your 
rent.

Do not take psychedelic drugs. :)
Though they will not damage your brain they might like LSD-25 
make you want to smack the heads off some fuckers.
Shall we feed them some particularly massive quantities of LSD-
25 as we busy ourselves with removing their heads?
That gave me something of a testosterone rush just thinking 
about it so maybe I should go get myself an aspirin.
Oh dear me! Those unwarranted doses of LSD.
Well really!!!
Thanks! :)
That was yummy!!
Yummy in my tummy!!
Do NOT take LSD.
It will have you smacking the heads off people, thinking you can 
fly and that you are Jesus ..
[If you're not sure about the true nature of your sandwich then 
I suggest you bin it. Having a trip that lasts a day is fine ... 
however when you get sort of well I mean .. non-
communicative?? :)) Look at my beautiful body as I punch your 
head in!]

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Date: Fri Sep 19 21:02:04 2003 
Message:
By the way you pointless sack of shit, I got unfairly forced 
out 
of my last job by some other sacks of shit probably a bit like 
you. As for losing my crappy fuckin' appartment that is 
actually 
not such an easy thing to do. However, we have all lost faith 
in 
the council now and probably some of those people should have 
their heads smacked through.

-------------------------------------------------------

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh YOU WERE FRAMED!!!!!!! And you didnt pay your 
rent.

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Stupid cunt!
They OWE me the rent.
Makes that eviction order look pretty fucked up huh?

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Date: Fri Sep 19 21:00:44 2003 
Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF* 
Date: Fri Sep 19 10:50:40 2003 
Message:
Personally Marie my advice is to stay DOWN!!!
On the other hand [you stupid fucking moron!!] Do you see my 
Dream?
It is an IMPOSSIBLE EDreqam!!
And yet I intend to carrty it out..
Goo ...
Nite!
---------------------------------------

Oh fine! Advice from a raving lunatic who has no job, is losing 
his house, but still has Internet access!!!!
Yeah, ok keep dreaming!
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-
Hey Marie you pointless sack of shit I want to kill shit 
bitches 
like you.
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Mission Acomplished!!!!!!
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Marie. You are a fool. Mission accomplished?
Since when?
Look at all your dead soldiers since then.
I couldn't be bothered to look up the numbers of casualties but 
there are far more than since that *Mission accomplished* 
statement which unbelievably was MY idea anyways!

Reply stupid cunt.
It's an order!

Today's link for the disinterested & bored:

http://www.emedicine.com/ped/topic2809.htm

You can imagine the psychiatrist now.
There he is resident in his office with the walls lined with 
books.
Middle aged and balding with reading glasses perched on the end 
of his nose.
Naturally he smokes a pipe.
*Fascinating* he exclaims as he thumbs through the tome:
*I have been looking at the possibility of a new messiah.*
*I'll need my head examining over this one but it looks 
convincing.*
*Just think! Jesus Christ is a psychiatrist!!* LOL!!

kill yourself

just think about what? faggot

kill yourself
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Why?
Are you contemplating suicide?
I conclude you are.
Good! :)
Animals like you are not welcome.

just think about what? faggot
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Fuck me up the ass with your nonexistent cock!! LOL!!
You suck ass!!!! LMAO!!!!
Little men like you are headed for the chopper!!
LMAO!!!

I luv ya!
I am thinkin' that hospital initiative 'an all:
AWESOME!!!!
Hats off to a man that could come up with such a self satisfying 
initiative as THAT!!
I Mean ...
The mind BOGGLES!!!!!!
*WHAT A GREAT MAN!! TONY BLAIR IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MEN 
EVER!!! WHAT A GUY!! AWESOME!!!*

Stupid cunt!
They OWE me the rent.
Makes that eviction order look pretty fucked up huh?
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Oh yeah yeah, that's what they all say, kind of like "I didnt do 
it" lmao total idiot!!

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Stupid cunt 
Date: Fri Sep 19 21:52:16 2003 
Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Date: Fri Sep 19 21:00:44 2003 
Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF* 
Date: Fri Sep 19 10:50:40 2003 
Message:
Personally Marie my advice is to stay DOWN!!!
On the other hand [you stupid fucking moron!!] Do you see my 
Dream?
It is an IMPOSSIBLE EDreqam!!
And yet I intend to carrty it out..
Goo ...
Nite!
---------------------------------------

Oh fine! Advice from a raving lunatic who has no job, is losing 
his house, but still has Internet access!!!!
Yeah, ok keep dreaming!
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-
Hey Marie you pointless sack of shit I want to kill shit 
bitches 
like you.
------------------------------------


Mission Acomplished!!!!!!
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Marie. You are a fool. Mission accomplished?
Since when?
Look at all your dead soldiers since then.
I couldn't be bothered to look up the numbers of casualties but 
there are far more than since that *Mission accomplished* 
statement which unbelievably was MY idea anyways!

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I meant Mission Accomplished for you to want to kill me lol, 
that means I have crawled under your skin enough for you to hate 
me :-) I know I love it!!!

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Stupid cunt 
Date: Fri Sep 19 21:45:06 2003 
Message:
Reply stupid cunt.
It's an order!
----------------------------------------

I am assuming you are talking to me lol, I dont take orders, 
especially not from the Mentally Challenged!!!

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Stupid cunt 
Date: Fri Sep 19 21:45:06 2003 
Message:
Reply stupid cunt.
It's an order!
----------------------------------------

I am assuming you are talking to me lol, I dont take orders, 
especially not from the Mentally Challenged!!!
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I'll rip your fucking head off.
I can't wait to pulverise your cheap fucking head.

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Stupid cunt 
Date: Fri Sep 19 21:52:16 2003 
Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Date: Fri Sep 19 21:00:44 2003 
Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF* 
Date: Fri Sep 19 10:50:40 2003 
Message:
Personally Marie my advice is to stay DOWN!!!
On the other hand [you stupid fucking moron!!] Do you see my 
Dream?
It is an IMPOSSIBLE EDreqam!!
And yet I intend to carrty it out..
Goo ...
Nite!
---------------------------------------

Oh fine! Advice from a raving lunatic who has no job, is losing 
his house, but still has Internet access!!!!
Yeah, ok keep dreaming!
----------------------------------------------------------------
-
Hey Marie you pointless sack of shit I want to kill shit 
bitches 
like you.
------------------------------------


Mission Acomplished!!!!!!
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Marie. You are a fool. Mission accomplished?
Since when?
Look at all your dead soldiers since then.
I couldn't be bothered to look up the numbers of casualties but 
there are far more than since that *Mission accomplished* 
statement which unbelievably was MY idea anyways!

-------------------------------------------------------

I meant Mission Accomplished for you to want to kill me lol, 
that means I have crawled under your skin enough for you to hate 
me :-) I know I love it!!!
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You'll love it even more when I tether you down and smack your 
head around.
Every day I shall bring you a mirror to look at the result then 
I shall simply smash you about some more.
Count on me bitch.

Did you ever consider how completely beneath me you can get?
Why don't you explain to me exactly how you did it?
Furthermore, explain your ultimate reward for it.
I dare you!

Stupid cunt!
They OWE me the rent.
Makes that eviction order look pretty fucked up huh?
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Oh yeah yeah, that's what they all say, kind of like "I didnt do 
it" lmao total idiot!!
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?////? xplain 2 me?////

Stupid cunt!
They OWE me the rent.
Makes that eviction order look pretty fucked up huh?
-------------------------------------

Oh yeah yeah, that's what they all say, kind of like "I didnt do 
it" lmao total idiot!!
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?////? xplain 2 me?////


Are you a council pieca shit??
Cause if U R I got plans for U!!! LMAO!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu suck

No.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu suck.

Essentially it is for the passage of time and the reason that I 
have made clear as day to you the nature of the most amazing 
monetary investment and that yet STILL you completely pig-headed 
fools would not invest in it that the offer is now shut down. I 
will shortly attempt to obtain funds in Switzerland. In the 
meantime give your pension plans the admiring they truly deserve!

I explained to those people how I was hoping to help some people 
with critical physical illnesses yet their Christian disposition 
amounted to sweet fuck all. It is unbelievably sick in my 
opinion. I hope those people rot in Hell! In fact, I think they 
will.
 

So this truly is the question when it comes to your 
employability with me:

*Were you at anytime and in the full possession of your senses 
aware of my financial status and did you upon that basis do 
nothing?*

Answer that one in the negative and then you MIGHT be on the 
path to an extremely prestigious future. Otherwise I can assure 
you that you are not.

I have no intention whatsoever of beating anyone's head in. 
After all I am not a caveman like some of you are. It is however 
a lot more fun like this! LMAO!!

I have seen the chances of my employability are a flat zero and 
that I suck ass effect!!

The Second Coming -- W. B. Yeats

Turning and turning in the widening gyre 
The falcon cannot hear the falconer; 
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; 
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, 
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere 
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; 
The best lack all convictions, while the worst 
Are full of passionate intensity. 



Surely some revelation is at hand; 
Surely the Second Coming is at hand. 
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out 
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi 
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert 
A shape with lion body and the head of a man, 
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, 
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it 
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. 
The darkness drops again; but now I know 
That twenty centuries of stony sleep 
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, 
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, 
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? 

I have seen the blood dimmed tide: am I not sufficiently an 
asshole yet???? ...... EFFECT!!!!

Turning and turning in the widening gyre 
The falcon cannot hear the falconer; 
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Centrifrugal action and what a powereful image this one with the 
falcon hell bent on desertion!
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Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; 
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, 
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The centre truly does not hold but how do you intend to define 
*anarchy*?
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The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere 
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; 
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This is easy. The poet invites us to ask this question of 
yourselves: are you morally inferior or superior?
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The best lack all convictions, while the worst 
Are full of passionate intensity. 
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Replace *best* with *worst* and vice-versa and you got it!!
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Surely some revelation is at hand; 
Surely the Second Coming is at hand. 
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*SURELY NOT YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!!!!!!* :))
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The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out 
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi 
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It's Latin. Just forget it. Skip these lines please. Thanks! :)
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Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert 
A shape with lion body and the head of a man, 
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, 
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it 
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. 
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*sun* should read *son*
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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The darkness drops again; but now I know 
That twenty centuries of stony sleep 
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, 
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, 
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? 
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The poet experiences a Vision of the Truth.

We won actually.
We had the 999th + 1 go to their Deaths ...
LMAO!!!
Are you the candidate that will be going to another planet or 
are you that asswipe that threw everything away??
*Well answer me these questions three .. *
Answer them correctly and you've got through the preliminary 
interview.
Answer all of them in the negative.
That's my advice.
Space War? LMAO!!!! 
But it was the funniest and I mean the FUNNIEST wind up ever!!
To kill yourself laughing then try and ignore the bit about the 
questions but concentrate on that utter bullshit about the bolt 
on raygun!!! LMAO!!!!

Xanadu.
This planet.
Who will be coming with me along with the 72 virgins we had 
bolted to the floor in the basement of the spaceship?
Is it YOU????
Well answer me these questions three ...

Just how hot can you get?
That hot actually.

You and your box suck ASS!!!
How about we knock you up on a cross you stupid little cunt??
Well punk? LMAO!!

Subject: *I HEREBY PRESENT TO THE WORLD ...
JESUS CHRIST!* 
Date: Tue Apr 22 08:24:50 2003 
Message:
All for One and One for All! :)

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From: The Ghost of Merlyn 
To: Warlick/ u know who 
Subject: Dingle nuts/ u know who 
Date: Tue Apr 22 09:11:08 2003 
Message:
I hereby present the I am a sad piece of shit effect!!. u know 
who, om/cf, 
Justice, X, Shit boy all done in by Richard Warlick! 
...............Sucks to be U.........................
Helen of Troy and Romeo's nasty l'il lover* :) 
Subject: *DIE! DIE! DIE!* 
Date: Tue Apr 22 07:25:08 2003 
Message:
The Virgin Mary just got her Sanity Check all over again at the 
despair of the Consultant Psychiatrist.

Get that fucking solicitor back on the phone 
NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Helo again it's me who is going to fuck you up the shitter first 
chance you let me, make sure you bring the Vasoline with you this 
time as I'm not asking your mother to spit on your eye again, and 
tell your husband to fuck off trying to fuck my arse while I'm 
doing yours.




This time we can do it while we watch a re-run of those towers 
falling down again ;-)

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

    -- William Shakespeare

Today and today and I bleedin' mean NOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day [I'm not get paid for 
this you know so why bother changing this line?]
And I am lighting another candle round about ... 
NOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Which way to investment heaven? Out, out brief bargain!
Life's but a living nightmare, I could have been a player. :(
Now I will go to McDonald's
And never be seen again: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying idiocy.

   -- Dinglenuts

I'm just reaming McDonald's up the ass for the last meal I had 
there.
Fucking horrible!
I think you'll find it rather difficult to sue me when I wrote 
the libel up upon an uncensored message board by the way.
Personally I don't see that one standing up in court.
Maybe you should get your best solicitors on the case if you 
have not yet already .. :)
But don't you however think it would perhaps be just a little 
bit silly suing Jesus Christ??
Since He'll be signing on Monday. :) 

I have seen the *And to think that Jesus Christ was to end up as 
a twenty pound whore at the back of the strip joint with all the 
puke and the rats* effect!!

Where are my Oscars?
There is nothing quite like seeing a bloated Jew with an Oscar 
inserted up his ass ..
Do you have any footage too?
I told you to send me the Oscars!
Now why didn't you?

fuck you and your oscar

      

Where are my Oscars?
There is nothing quite like seeing a bloated Jew with an Oscar 
inserted up his ass ..
Do you have any footage too?
I told you to send me the Oscars!
Now why didn't you?

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        or a brit with a little dick

FUCK RICHARD WARLICK

Usually around this time of the Mission in all of those 
alternate physical universes you will usually catch me 
explaining exactly how to perform the investment.
However on this particular occasion I have chosen to refrain.
Instead I want to tell you about *The Bomb Shelter*
naturally you in your naivety think you have me referring to 
where I *get my peace* and where I perform all sorts of wondrous 
Physics experiments concerning travel that goes *faster than 
light!*
*WELCOME TO THE BOMB SHELTER*
It is bit of a mean existence under that mountain or failing 
that that hill.
I think it will really really suck with those 1000's and 1000's 
of other people.
Still. It is better than nothing though I do have to ask this 
very simple question:
*To what bomb shelter are we referring exactly?*
Goodnight! :)
Sweet dreams ..
*We are going to have a Space War and we're taking the fight to 
them.* 

Where are my Oscars?
There is nothing quite like seeing a bloated Jew with an Oscar 
inserted up his ass ..
Do you have any footage too?
I told you to send me the Oscars!
Now why didn't you?

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        or a brit with a little dick
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Would you like to measure it up for you?
Imagine all those various ways by which I could obtain an 
accurate measurement.
The mind boggles but typically I would start with casting the 
shadow against the screen.
Later on I would move onto more sophisticated methods such as 
laying out an old shoe against it, measuring up the exact spot, 
and measuring that with a spool of thread whilst suspended 
upside down from the ceiling even typing in my sleep!! :)
Goodnight snake you charmless little fucker!
Goodnight!

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there 
locks on the doors? 

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around 
and sing "Happy Birthday?" 

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? 

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word 
processor do? 

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a 
half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick 
the seeds out of a dill pickle? --Tom Robbins 

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his 
Walkman? 

If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer? --Steven 
Wright 

If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up 
and down? (Thanks, Robert A. Hinds) 

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a 
thousand words worth? 

If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it a ham-hock? 

If a pizza place sells pizza by the slice, is there a guy in the 
back tossing a triangle in the air? --Steven Wright 

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, is a proverb a 
word used in place of a verb? 

If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in 
pain? 

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? 

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? 

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute 
powerlessness make you pure? --Harry Shearer 

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the 
money go? 

If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? 

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a 
lemon called a yellow? 

If athletes get athlete s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? 

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? 
(Thanks, Bob Hornal) 

If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary? 

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear 
earmuffs? --Steven Wright 

If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them? 

If corn can't hear, why does it have an ear? 

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from? 

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what 
do freedom fighters fight? 

If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of? --
Ashleigh Brilliant 

If flowers don t talk back to you, are they mums? 

If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip 
his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? --
Steven Wright 

If God can do anything, can he make a rock so big he can't lift 
it? --George Carlin 

If God dropped acid, would he see people? 

If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get? 

If humans have nightmares, what do horses have? 

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? --
Steven Wright 

If I save time, when do I get it back? 

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? --Dennis 
Miller 

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick 
to the pan? 

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown 
too? 

If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs 
look like? 

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what 
are Girl Scout cookies made out of? 

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill 
himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? 

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his 
trousers? 

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look 
like the way they do? 

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their 
lights off? 

If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you 
supposed to open it and use it? 

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? --Art Hoppe 

If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in? 

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns 
out of? (Thanks, Chris Cole) 

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? 

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? 

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? 

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a 
fan club? 

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? 

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? 

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? 

If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive 
backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you 
money? 

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a 
monkey? 

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? 

If you mixed milk of magnesia with orange juice and vodka, would 
you get a Philips' screwdriver? (Thanks, Hannah Fried) 

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? 

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several 
times, does he become disoriented? 

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a 
joke?

If somebody killed Richard Warwick, who would give a flying fuck?

Hahahahaa. Yeah, I posted that above. God, FUCK the Queen! And 
then FUCK Warlick!!

Warlick is the board bitch, anyone impressed with the blowdick 
will join him in a slow board death

I shall attempt to construct a logically valid argument my means 
of example, so that you morons :) can understand that I am 
intellectually superior to you:  1) All men are actresses
                                 2) Britney Spears is an actress.
                                 3) Therefore, Britney is a man.

If this doesn't convince you of how smart I am, then nothing 
will.                                           

If this doesn't convince you of how smart I am, then nothing 
will. 
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That'd be the one! A McDonald's eatin', money beggin', no job, 
welfare sucking leech is superior to a piss ant - on a good day.

Ronald McDonold says, "FUCK YOU WARLICK, I have more money in my 
fuckin' shoe than you'll ever have...Chew on THAT, cunt!!"

FUCK YOU!!! YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MY LEVEL OF INTELLECT!!!! YOU'RE 
JUST ANOTHER FUCKING MORON NOT WORTHY OF MY TIME OR INTEREST!! 
YOU FUCKING BORE ME LOSER!!!!                        

If this doesn't convince you of how smart I am, then nothing 
will. 
------------------------------------------------

That'd be the one! A McDonald's eatin', money beggin', no job, 
welfare sucking leech is superior to a piss ant - on a good day.

Ronald McDonold says, "FUCK YOU WARLICK, I have more money in my 
fuckin' shoe than you'll ever have...Chew on THAT, cunt!!"

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Indeed yes! ;)
It's me by the way.
The real Richard Warwick!!
Just in case you wanted to no!
Oh Yess!!!!
U stupid fucking assholes!!!!
Oh Yess!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm confused currently. Who am I?         
                                       

I,m confused currently. Who am I?               

I'm confused currently who, am I?                          

Hahahahaa. Yeah, I posted that above. God, FUCK the Queen! And 
then FUCK Warlick!!
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Just explain this to me om/cf. Why does Jordan live in the 
opposite building to me??? I mean, why does she do that shit 
with her shitty little kid?? Why would Jordan do a thing like 
that huh!!! om/cf???? 
Explain it to me!
You do realise of course that Jordan is an extremely insensitive 
& stupid woman?
Stupid Jordan!!
Stupid Jordan!!
Stupid Jordan!!
That's a river anyway and never had anything to do with your Mom 
Jordan!
I love you.

Weetabix doesn't hurt me so much if I soak in buttermilk for 5 
minutes prior to rectal insertion.
                                           

Post Shreddies feel good too! ;) mmmmmmmmmm
                                
               

Shreddies!!!      




               

If this doesn't convince you of how smart I am, then nothing 
will. 
------------------------------------------------

That'd be the one! A McDonald's eatin', money beggin', no job, 
welfare sucking leech is superior to a piss ant - on a good day.

Ronald McDonold says, "FUCK YOU WARLICK, I have more money in my 
fuckin' shoe than you'll ever have...Chew on THAT, cunt!!"

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I'll whack you in an alleyway in a clown suit with all the 
pierrot clad coppers too! LMAO!
Naturally I will have all that frilly white shit as that crimson 
blood pumps all over the fucking disgusting place and fucks my 
pierrot suit in!!
Never mind! I will be fucking Jordan later and what's a few quid 
between friends??

Shreddies!!!      
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No ruskies you stupid fuck!

Weetabix doesn't hurt me so much if I soak in buttermilk for 5 
minutes prior to rectal insertion.
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The Gods have come back. I am the chief. For shit like that my 
cunt I shall simply jam a fuckin bus up your ass!! LMAO!!!
I'll split your little fucking cunt so wide open that a fucking 
747 could obtain a flight path through it!!! LMAO!!!
You want it little cocksucker well I can guarantee you got it! 
LMAO!!!
Suck on it!! 
We got ya IP fucker!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

That'd be the one! A McDonald's eatin', money beggin', no job, 
welfare sucking leech is superior to a piss ant - on a good day.

Ronald McDonold says, "FUCK YOU WARLICK, I have more money in my 
fuckin' shoe than you'll ever have...Chew on THAT, cunt!!"
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Now say that again cunt boy!!! LMAO!!!

In Truth what do you Truly believe will be the result of this? :)
Maybe I will kiss your cunt?
Then again maybe I will refrain.
Either way you should in my opinion tell me what is going to 
happen to you when you die ....
Evil?
You are going to rot and rot and rot and rot ....
I think it serves fuckers like you right.
Now suffer fuckers!!!
SUFFER!!!
LMAO!!!
Stupid fuckers!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weetabix doesn't hurt me so much if I soak in buttermilk for 5 
minutes prior to rectal insertion.
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I will find out exactly who you are. I will kill you and send 
you to Hell. You are shit.

Ok you lot, who likes anal sex then apart from me and Marie 

So we got Anna Kournikova selling perfume at Alders.
Is this a subtle hint? :)
God knows why she is doing that but she is .. ?? Beats me!!! :))
Maybe she wants to try something different - who the fuck knows?
Anyway that is Anna. Apparently she is Russian so I am not 
absolutely certain about her perfume selling entitlements ...
Then we got that trigger happy police woman downstairs.
It is my considered opinion that she can't wait to wipe out 
everything left right and centre.
She's just waiting for the order .... :)

Who gives a fuck, bitch boy, go fuck your nasty mother, like old 
times, u should have been a bloody abortion, I think all would 
agree with me.

Who gives a fuck, bitch boy, go fuck your nasty mother, like old 
times, u should have been a bloody abortion, I think all would 
agree with me.
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Rot in Hell!
Scum like you will do exactly that.

So we got Anna Kournikova selling perfume at Alders.
Is this a subtle hint? :)
God knows why she is doing that but she is .. ?? Beats me!!! :))
Maybe she wants to try something different - who the fuck knows?
Anyway that is Anna. Apparently she is Russian so I am not 
absolutely certain about her perfume selling entitlements ...
Then we got that trigger happy police woman downstairs.
It is my considered opinion that she can't wait to wipe out 
everything left right and centre.
She's just waiting for the order .... :)
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Reading back & ROFLMAO!!!!

Would you like to measure it up for you?
Imagine all those various ways by which I could obtain an 
accurate measurement.
The mind boggles but typically I would start with casting the 
shadow against the screen.
Later on I would move onto more sophisticated methods such as 
laying out an old shoe against it, measuring up the exact spot, 
and measuring that with a spool of thread whilst suspended 
upside down from the ceiling even typing in my sleep!! :)
Goodnight snake you charmless little fucker!
Goodnight!


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notice how you are alone, no fucker cares, as for not 
representing charming, I will leave that to u, lay down your 
charm to the boys of the board,   BITCH      

AND MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS AMERICA

Behold


    Richard Warwick will continue to proclaim he is the lord of 
hosts, he is not and is not "I AM"  but a fool in foolish times.

Richard Warwick will continue to proclaim he is the lord of 
hosts, he is not and is not "I AM"  but a fool in foolish times.
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Host? I have got you some annihilation canned spaghetti. It's 
specially shaped into the annihilation shape. Do you know what 
shape I'm talking about? 

WELCOME !!

KEEP COMING BACK !!!!

IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT !!!!!

FUCK

WHORE

BITCH

COCKSUCKER

CUNT FART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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